This gastro illness has left me with one glaring olfactory certainty:
I STINK!
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- Thomas
- 42 year old white guy living in the City of Richmond Virginia. Bachelor's in Music, but I don't do a durn thing with it anymore. Love my job (not tellin till I know ya better). I am 85% positive minded but I do have a 5% negative and 10% evil side. Try to stay on the plus side, you'll like me a whole lot better. If not you'll likely loose me forever. I may be 42, but I have a 10 year old imagination peppered with sarcasm. You will eventually meet my inner cynic, ...just warning you now. And out in public, don't make me mad, because I will show out.
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then take a frickin shower.
maderati - the kind of car you buy your mother in law.
Oh my goodness...so sorry you've been sick. We had a nasty bug go around here last month. I feel you.
What's up with the funky odors after viruses??? Isn't it bad enough that we've been sick? Why do we need to continue smelling funky for a week afterward? It's terrible to have the additional punishment.
Ok -
Glad you're alive.
Glad you're feeling better.
Glad you're blogging again.
Glad you're still not smoking.
I'm playing the Pollyanna game tonight! Wheee!
Danita
Ode to Thomas
Even though you may stink,
and people see you and think...
Pyoo, Pyoo!!!
Ah, is still in love wif you.
thomas, I've got plenty of simple advise/tips for the why n' how of the problem as well as simple solutions to remedy it as well as help the progress of your recovery in general, both short and long term.
Do not attempt weight loss of more than a couple pounds at a time, stabilize, then couple more,... until you have done certain things to cleanse your system (no, the seeming Purge isn't adequate and did not empty you, sorry to say) before releasing old toxin stores in your tissues from years of food & smoking abuse (not judgin', jus' sayin')back into your bloodstream, which may take them straight to your brain, heart & elsewhere before hitting filtration organs that can easily overload = "illness" and misery.
If you are not very careful, you will keep having "cleansing crises" that can feel like you're dying, n' then begging to, asap!^^
FOR RIGHT NOW, get thee to natural foods store or market aisle for bottle of "Chlorophyll" to add to your drinking water in whatever concentration you can deal with(start mild is okay. Come on-- suck it up-- you MightyMouse SuperHero VampireBeast!
And no, I did NOT say chloroform, I said Chlorophyll-- be sure you get that right!. It can not hurt you just cuz you not used to taste of it, wuss. It will immediately counteract the stink and the sickly-sweet odors. (it's also great for adding to water dish of stinky old dogs...)
My dad, a very "brittle" Type-1 multi-insulins dependent Diabetic from the age of about 12/13, not expected to live past 35-40, made it in otherwise stellar heath to 90-yrs old in 2006 RIP. He always smelled of slightly rancid potato chips to me...
Seque aside... I've grown up learning how to deal with health issues by default since about 3-yrs old, as well as have schooled for & obsessively self-studied. "Trust Me", hehehe. Besides, I have a vested interest in getting one of my vamp clannies back up and into the alleyways ASAP and strong enough to combat those Lichs (wtf is a Lich?)
Soon as I manage to find you in my FB Friends list/Inbox, I'll do a Send to get a thread started in for my convenience there. I may never find this link again! In some things I am 2nd-nature Absolute Awesomeness. In others, not so much. But plenty of the former to get you turned around and on the right path,pronto... ^^
~~dawn aka ebonydawn ('member me?)
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